Ghost

mmolio:

funkocide:

sansaofhousestark:

asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal

sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them

well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal

gahans:

mcdammit:

Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm

Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in.

#yes #i like that i have been consistent in my attitude from like pre-conception

calliestephanides:

You don’t deserve my image in your h e a d.You don’t deserve my memories in your c h e s t. ― Coco J. Ginger

calliestephanides:

You don’t deserve my image in your h e a d.
You don’t deserve my memories in your c h e s t.
― Coco J. Ginger

  • baby: s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s
  • sister: sister?? are you trying to say sister??
  • baby: SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS

tacogrande:

gwladus:

WHAT IS THE SECRET TO BEAUTIFUL, CLEAN LINE ART

CTRL Z CTRL Z CTRL Z CTRL Z CTRL Z CTRL Z CTRL Z

(Source: cadet-gwladus)

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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betteroffdeader:

There are three kinds of people.

lastallianceofelvesandmen:

badwolflaurel:



#so i’m going to hell again

msaliddell:

darlingbenny:

but look at how cute sherlock’s thinking face is

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